Pessimistic Procrastination

I went to a carnival and at first it was kind of boring but while I was up on a rusty, screechy ferris wheel hoping it didn’t suddenly roll away, I saw stuffed Special Agent Oso at one of those shooting things and I was like OMFG. I NEED

so my dad shot one for me and it was a medium prize (Oso was a large) so I got a Funshine keychain because I like Care Bears

didn’t end up getting a caramel apple, so we had enough money to try again and I shot and got a medium prize too but I was able to use that + the Funshine keychain to get Oso. WOOHOOOOO

plus Funshine was a Burger King toy from 2005 and I think a pretty big Oso plush from the Disney Store costs way more LOL


hey, I told you I could do it

in honor of 400 followers. Shinobi on kazoos! forgive my inability to hit low notes. and my inability to look enthused at all (it was fun, I promise)

also! the bottom right one is pitchbent up an octave. other than that i didn’t change anything

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I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

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it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

(Source: fvming)

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why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
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Huge props to Gaby Dunn for coming back to the podcast this week! We end the week with a wack-ass stepdad.

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